Satisfying Cravings

Hey everyone, I know that this block of silence has been longer than usual. My medicine stopped working a while ago, and it unfortunately took a lot of my motivation with it. Things are getting better every day, and the weather is picking up, so I figure this is as good a time as any to give you all some much needed sex advice*.

I recently came across an article about foods that are so sexy Christian Grey would eat them off of you. Intrigued, I perused the article, only to discover that all of the foods were gross things like frosting and whipped cream…PASS. As a serious grown-up, I saw it as my duty to stop this trail of misinformation in its tracks. For those of you out there who have been mislead by articles claiming that melted chocolate is enough to spice up your sex life, I sincerely apologize. There are a lot of pranksters out there who like to mess with honest couples that are just looking to reconnect. Don’t worry though. I can personally guarantee that this revised list of seductive foods is the last tip-sheet you will ever need to spice up your relationship and satisfy all of your cravings. And so, without further adieu, I give you: 7 MORE Foods So Hot Christian Grey Would Eat Them Off You

*Not to be rude…I’m sure you’re all – fine.

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